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| Weird queries & Strange Th0ughts |
Weird queries & Strange Th0ughts
* y0ungster's within the back seat cause accident's; accident's within the back seat cause y0ungster's.
* 2 wr0ngs d0n0t build a right; h0wever 2 Wrights created ass0ciate degree aer0plane.
* "Its n0t the pace 0f life that issues ME; its the sudden st0p at the t0p".
* the matter with the fact0r p00l is that there's n0 lifesaver.
* It’s lab0ri0us t0 create a c0meback after y0u haven0t been anyplace.
* Living 0n Earth is pricey; h0wever it will embrace a free trip's r0unded the sun.
* the s0le time's the gl0be beats a path t0 y0ur d00r is that if y0u are within the t0ilet.
* If G0d wished ME t0 the t0uch my t0es; he w0uld have place them 0n my knees.
* never play Deaths d00r; ring the push butt0n & run (he hates that).
* Lead ME n0t int0 temptati0n (I will n0tice the appr0ach myself).
* 0nce's U R. finally h0lding all the cards; why will everyb0dy else attempt t0 play's the chess. ??
* If y0u. Are living 0n the sting; make certain y0u. Are sp0rting y0ur safety harnes's.
* The mind is s0rt 0f a parachute; it w0rks far better 0nce it’s 0pen.
* never take life seri0usly. n0 0ne gets 0ut alive; anyway.
* There square measure 2 varieties 0f pedestrians… the fast & als0 the dead.
* ass0ciate degree unbreakable t0y is helpful f0r breaking different t0ys.
* A cl0sed m0uth gathers n0 feet.
* physi0l0gical state is just the sl0west d0able rate at that 0ne will die.
* Its n0t lab0ri0us t0 satisfy expenses… they’re everyplace.
* Jury — Twelve th0se that verify that sh0pper has the higher pr0fessi0nal pers0n.
* the s0le distincti0n between a rut & a grave is that the depth.
* 0ne hard liqu0r; 2 hard liqu0r; 3 hard liqu0r; fl00r.
* Atheism c0uld be a n0n-pr0fit-making 0rganizati0n.
* If man ev0lved fr0m m0nkeys & apes; why can we still have m0nkeys & apes?
* the m0st reas0n Santa is theref0re j0lly is as a result 0f he is aware 0f wherever all the danger0us w0men live.
* I visited a sh0p & asked the salesgirl; where’s the help secti0n? She s@me if she t0ld ME; its defe@t the @im.
* If all th0se psychics underst& the winning l0ttery numbers; why square measure all 0f them still w0rking?
* might 0r n0t it's that each 0ne th0se trick-0r-treaters sp0rting sheets aren’t g0ing as gh0sts h0wever as mattresses?
* th0ught t0 cremat0riums 0ffer disc0unts f0r burn victims?
* & wh0se cruel plan was it f0r the w0rd Lisp t0 p0ssess ass0ciate degree S in it?
* If a pers0n is st&ing within the middle 0f the f0rest speaking & there's n0 girl ar0und t0 listen t0 him; is he still wr0ng?
* Isn0t it a t0uch alarming that d0ct0rs decisi0n what they are d0ing practice?
* What d0es 0ne d0 after y0u see ass0ciate degree vulnerable ass0ciate degreeimal c0nsumpti0n an vulnerable plant?
* W0uld a fly while n0t wings be referred t0 as a walk?
* Is it true that cannibals d0n0t eat cl0wns as a result 0f they style funny?
* What was the m0st effective issue bef0re sliced bread?
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