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| M0NEY…. |
M0NEY….
It sh0uld purchase a H0use
But n0t a H0me
It sh0uld purchase a Bed
But n0t blink
It sh0uld purchase a Cl0ck
But n0t Time
It sh0uld purchase y0u a B00k
But n0t inf0rmati0n
It sh0uld purchase y0u an edge
But n0t Respect
It sh0uld purchase y0u drugs
But n0t Health
It sh0uld purchase y0u Bl00d
But n0t Life
It sh0uld purchase y0u Sex
But n0t L0ve
S0 y0u see cash isn’t everything.
I tell y0u all this as a result 0f I am y0ur Friend; & as y0ur Friend i need t0
take away y0ur pain & suffering…
S0 send American state all 0f y0ur cash & that i can suffer f0r y0u.
A m0re true Friend than I y0u will never n0tice.
CASH 0NLY; PLEASE
• • •
QUICKIES….
If all the nati0ns within the w0rld area unit in debt; wherever did all
the m0ney g0?
Mrs. Meyers af0resaid t0 the insufficient Rick; S0n; have y0u ever given y0ur
g0ldfish recent water?
N0 Rick af0resaid. They didn0t drink the water I gave them last week.
If y0u ever see American state 0btaining 0verwhelmed by the p0lice; put d0wn
the vide0 camera & are available facilitate me!
I visited the medical man.
He af0resaid Say Aaah.
I asked Why?
He af0resaid My d0g’s died.
If y0u sub the center 0f a library & g0 ‘Aaaaaaagghhhh’;
every0ne simply stares at y0u; h0wever y0u are d0ing c0nstant fact0r 0n AN
airplane; everyb0dy j0ins in.
We b0ard a manufactured h0me. There area unit blessings t0 liveing in a very m0bile
h0me. 0ne time; it caught alight. we tend t0 met the hearth department 0.5
way.
Duct tape is just like the f0rce. it's a dark aspect & a light-weight aspect &
it h0lds the universe al0ng.
D0gs c0me back 0nce they’re kn0wn as.
Cats take a message & 0btain back t0 y0u.
• • •
MISC. QU0TES….
During the UPS strike the p0st w0rkplace was inundated. F0r a
while; they even th0ught 0f gap a sec0nd wind0w.
H0use Dem0crats & Republicans c0ntend a baseball in
Washingt0n in ninety five degree weather. They were able t0 finally end up
quickly - within the middle 0f the fifth play they v0ted t0 shut
tw0 0f the bases.
A new study says spanking is unhealthy f0r teenagers; h0wever; experts
are a small am0unt suspici0us 0f the findings - the study was written
in cray0n.
America 0n-line canceled its arrange t0 sell subscribers’ ph0ne
numbers t0 ph0ne s0licit0rs. Why is A0L thus sensible at ap0l0gizing
t0 angry clients? apply. c0untless apply.
AT&T pink-slipped President J0hn c0nduct0r when 9 m0nths; saying he
lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 milli0n
severance package. maybe it’s n0t c0nduct0r wh0’s lacking
intelligence . . .
CBS is creating a m0ving-picture sh0w supp0rted Marcia Clark’s b00k c0ncerning the
0J Simps0n trial. Casting has n0t h0wever begun; h0wever Marl0n Br&0
has expressed interest in enj0ying the m0untain 0f pr00f.
A study has f0und that l0w drinkers lead a l0t 0f active sex
lives. F0r 0ne fact0r; we’re awake.
Mattel is kicking 0ff with a talking Barbie. they are saying it had been
easy t0 urge Barbie t0 speak. the matter was 0btaining Ken t0 c0ncentrate.
Life Techn0l0gies is kicking 0ff with a replacement water af0resaid t0 c0ntain
seven times a l0t 0f gas than regular drinking water. It’s excellent
f0r th0se th0se wh0 area unit simply t00 busy t0 breathe.
& finally; President H00ver; f0unding father 0f H00ver vacuum has died.
In acc0rdance t0gether with his desires; he are buried upright.
• • •
M0DERN PR0VERBS….
THE PR0VERBS 0F LIFE….
** A diet may be a c00kie in every h&.
** A square away may be a Sign 0f A Misspent Life
** A Husb& Is s0meb0dy United Nati0ns agency eliminates The Trash & 0ffers The
Impressi0n He simply cleansed the c0mplete H0use
** A untidy r00m may be a Happy r00m… & This Kitchen Is
Deliri0us
** Blessed area unit they United Nati0ns agency will tease themselves f0r they shall
never st0p t0 snicker.
** unnumerable variety 0f individuals Have dev0ured during this r00m &
G0ne 0n t0 guide traditi0nal Lives
** facilitate Keep the r00m Clean - dine 0ut
** h0usekeeping D0ne Pr0perly will Kill Y0u
** If we tend t0 area unit what we tend t0 eat; then I’m simple; fast; & cheap.
** My next h0use can d0n't have any r00m — simply peddling machines.
** N0 Husb& Has Ever Been Sh0t whereas D0ing The Dishes
** th0us& shalt n0t weigh 0ver thy iceb0x.
• • •
S0ME sensible DEFINITI0NS….
ADULT:
A pers0n United Nati0ns agency has st0pped gr0wing at each ends & is currently gr0wing in
the middle.
BEAUTY PARL0R:
A place wherever girls attend flex & dye.
CANNIBAL:
S0me0ne United Nati0ns agency is jaded with f0lks.
CHICKENS:
The 0nly animals y0u eat each bef0re they're b0rn & when they
are dead.
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