ADAGES….
What d0 att0rneys use f0r birth c0ntr0l?
Their pers0nalities.
What’s the distincti0n between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What’s the distincti0n between a swain and a husband?
45 minutes.
H0w many girls will it g0 f0r amendment a light-weight bulb?
N0ne, they 0nly sit there within the dark and bitch.
Why will the bride invariably wear white?
Because it’s sensible f0r the dishwasher t0 match the st0ve and
refrigerat0r.
What is the fastest thanks t0 filter 0ut a men’s restr00m?
Say, “Nice Dick.”
What’s the distincti0n between a gnawing animal and a BMW?
A gnawing animal has the pricks 0n the surface.
What’s the Cuban Nati0nal Anthem?
R0w r0w r0w y0ur b0at.
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QUESTI0NS….
1. Is it sensible if a vacuum very sucks?
2. Why is that the third hand 0n the watch referred t0 as the sec0nd hand?
3. If a w0rd is misspelled within the lexic0n, h0wever w0uld we tend t0 ever
kn0w?
4. If Webster wr0te the primary lexic0n, wherever did he realize the
w0rds?
5. Why will “sl0w d0wn” and “sl0w up” mean identical thing?
6. Why will “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean identical thing?
7. Why d0 “tug” b0ats push their barges?
8. Why can we sing “Take Pine Tree State intent 0n the ball game” 0nce we square measure already
there?
9. Why square measure they referred t0 as “stands” after they square measure created f0r sitting?
10. "Why is it decisi0n “after dark” 0nce it very is “after light"”?
11. D0esn’t “expecting the sudden” build the unexpect'd expect'd?
12. "Why is “ph0nics” n0t spelled the mean's it s0und's"?
13. If w0rk is theref0re terrific, why d0 they need t0 pay y0u t0 try and d0 it?
14. If all the gl0be may be a stage, wherever is that the audience sitting?
15. If l0ve is blind, why is undercl0thing theref0re p0pular?
16. If y0u're cr0ss-eyed and have learning disability, are y0u able t0 scan all right?
17. Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
18. Why d0es 0ne press t0ugher 0n the butt0ns 0f a distant management 0nce
y0u kn0w the batteries square measure dead?
19. Why can we place suits in garment baggage and cl0thes during a suitcase?
20. why abbreviated is such a pr0tracted w0rd?
21. Why {d0 we tend t0|can we|will we} wash bathtub t0wels? Aren’t we clean 0nce we use them?
22. Why d0 they decisi0n it a telly after y0u s0lely have 0ne?
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