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stupid sp0rts qu0tes
These are actual sp0rts qu0tes same by numer0us individuals thr0ugh0ut the gl0be.
0iler c0ach Bum Phillips: 0nce asked by B0b C0stas why he takes his married w0man 0n all the r0ad j0urneys; Phillips resp0nded; Because she is simply t00 ugly t0 kiss g00d day.
New 0rleans Saint metallic element Ge0rge R0gers 0nce asked c0ncerning the future seas0n: I need t0 rush f0r 0ne;000 0r 1;500 yards; whichever c0mes 1st.
&; up0n hearing J0e Jac0by 0f the ‘Skins say I’d run 0ver my very 0wn m0ther t0 win the Super B0wl; Matt Millen 0f the Raiders same; T0 win; I’d run 0ver J0e’s mammy t00.
F00tball c0mmentat0r & f0rmer player J0e Theismann 1996: N0b0dy in s0ccer 0ught t0 be referred t0 as a genius. A genius guy like N0rman Einstein.
Seni0r basketeer at the University 0f Pittsburgh: I am pr0gressing t0 graduate 0n time; in spite 0f h0wever l0ng it takes. Bill Peters0n; a Everglade State State s0ccer c0ach: Y0u guys line up alphabetically by height. & Y0u guys c0mbine up in teams 0f 3; then line up during a circle.
Clems0n recruit Ray F0rsythe; WH0 was ineligible as a freshman as a result 0f tut0rial requirements: I play s0ccer. I’m n0t attempting t0 be a faculty member. The tests d0n0t appear t0 f0rm sense t0 ME; activity y0ur brain 0n stuff I haven’t been thr0ugh in class.
B0xing pr0m0ter Dan Duva 0n Tys0n g0lf sh0t up 0nce m0re with pr0m0ter D0n King: Why w0uld any0ne expect him t0 return 0ut smarter? He visited jail f0r 3 years; n0t Princet0n.
Stu Grims0n; Chicag0 Blackhawks sect; explaining why he keeps a c0l0r exp0sure 0f himself higher than his l0cker: That’s theref0re after I f0rget the way t0 spell my name; I will still realize my f*cking g@rments.
Shaquille 0’Neal 0n whether 0r n0t he had visited the Parthen0n thr0ugh0ut his visit t0 Greece: I can0t very bear in mind the names 0f the clubs that we tend t0 visited.
Shaquille 0’Neal; 0n his lack 0f champi0nships: I live w0n at each level; except sch00l & pr0fessi0nal.
L0u Duva; veteran b0xing trainer; 0n the Spartan c0aching regime 0f heavyweight Ap0stle G0l0ta: He’s a bl0ke WH0 gets up at six 0’cl0ck within the m0rning in spite 0f what time its.
Pat Williams; 0rl&0 Magic head; 0n his team’s 7-27 rec0rd: We can0t win recepti0n. we tend t0 can0t win 0n the r0ad.. As head; I simply can’t fath0m wherever else t0 play. (1992)
Chuck Nevitt; N0rth ge0graphic regi0n State basketeer; explaining t0 teach Jim Valvan0 why he appeared nerv0us at practice: My sister’s expecting a baby; & that i d0n0t underst& if I’m pr0gressing t0 be AN uncle 0r AN aunty.(1982)
T0mmy Las0rda ; D0dger manager; 0nce asked what terms Mexican-b0rn pitching sensati0n Fern&0 Valenzuela may accept in his future c0ntract neg0tiati0ns: He desires L0ne-Star State back. (1981)
Darrell R0yal; L0ne-Star State h&ler; asked if the abn0rmal variety 0f beef cattle injuries that seas0n resulted fr0m p00r physical c0nditi0ning: 0ne player was l0st as a result 0f he skint his n0se. h0wever d0es 0ne m0ve 0btaining a n0se in c0nditi0n f0r f00tball? (1966)
Mike McC0rmack; c0ach 0f the p00r city C0lts 0nce the team’s c0-captain; 0ffensive guard Henry Martyn R0bert Pratt; f0rce a hamstring running int0 the sect0r f0r the c0in t0ss against St. L0uis: I am pr0gressing t0 send the disj0inted reserve players 0ut f0r the t0ss next time.(1981)
Steve Spurrier; Everglade State h&ler; telling alligat0r fans that a hearth at Auburns s0ccer hall had destr0yed twenty b00ks: But the $64000 tragedy was that fifteen hadn’t been c0l0ured nevertheless. (1991)
Jim Finks; urban center Saints G.M.; 0nce asked 0nce a l0ss what he th0ught 0f the refs: I’m n0t all0wed t0 treat l0usy umpirage. (1986)
Alan Kulwicki; st0ck aut0m0tive racer; 0n sp0rt Sat nights as against Sunday aftern00ns: It’s essentially an equivalent; simply darker. (1991)
Linc0ln Kennedy; p0rt Raiders tackle; 0n his call t0 n0t v0te: I was pr0gressing t0 write myself in; h0wever i used t0 be afraid I’d get sh0t. (1996)
Frank Layden; Beehive State Jazz president; 0n a f0rmer player: I t0ld him; ‘S0n; what's it with y0u. Is it mental 0bject 0r apathy?’ He same; ‘C0ach; I d0n’t underst& & that i d0n’t care.’ (1991)
T0rrin President 0f the United States; University 0f H0ust0n receiver; 0n his c0ach; J0hn Jenkins: He treats U.S.A. like men. He lets U.S.A. wear earrings. (1991)
Shelby Metcalf; manager at L0ne-Star State A&M; yarn what he t0ld a player WH0 received f0ur F’s & 0ne D: S0n; appearance t0 ME like y0u’re disbursal an excessive am0unt 0f time 0n 0ne subject. (1987)
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