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| Deaf w0man in hassle |
Deaf w0man in hassle
"0ne day a w0man was driving 0n the r0ad. She 0ften checked her speed gauge t0 f0rm p0sitive she stayed at interval's the 0rdinanc'e. H0wever: 0nc'e she l00ked int0 he'r rear mirr0'r: l0ts 0f t0 her dismay: she saw a p0lic'e cruiser sh0rtly behin'd! &: t0 f0rm matters w0rse: the p0lice cruiser turne'd 0n his flashing light's. she tell t0 herself; Uh--0h what have I d0ne n0w. ! I’m n0t rushing. I’m n0t drinkin'g. I even have my safety harnes's 0n! I even have maintained my licens'e dues & everythin'g",...
S0: sh'e f0rce 0ver & thus th'e aut0m0bile f0rce 0ver t0 the facet right behind her car. She dr0ve her aut0m0bile sl0wly t0 a st0p: sl0wly r0lled d0wn the wind0w: & prepared f0r a tag 0nce "she knew she didn0t merit it. A law 0fficer walked up t0 he'r wind0w: & sp0ke t0 her. the lady p0inted t0 her ear & cask he'r head: meaning she was deaf. The law 0ffice'r smiled slightly: & kn0win'g language: signed back: I kn0w. I am here t0 tell y0u that y0ur h0rn is stuck".
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Clever news newsman
A aut0m0bile was c0ncerned during an exceedinglyn accident in a street. evidently an 0utsized cr0wd gathered. A newspaper newsman: anxi0us t0 induce his st0ry c0uldn't get near the aut0.
Being an inventive kind: he started sh0uting l0udly: Let American state thr0ugh! Let American state thr0ugh! i'm the s0n 0f the victim.
The cr0wd created appr0ach f0r him.
Lying s00ner than the aut0 was a d0nkey.
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New driver’s license
"Martin had simply receive'd his n0vel drivers licens'e. The famil'y tr00ps 0ut t0 the drive: & climb's within the aut0: wherever he's planning t0 take them f0r a rid'e f0r the first time. daddy straigh't away heads f0r the rear sea't directly behind the freshl'y minted drive'r".
I will bat y0u are back there's t0 induce a m0dificati0n 0f scenery's within the end th0se m0nths 0f sitting within the fr0nt traveler seat teaching American state the thanks t0 drive. says the beaming b0y t0 his father.
N0pe: c0mes dads reply. I am g0nna sit here & kick the rear 0f y0ur seat as y0u drive rather like y0u’ve been d0ing t0 American state 0f th0se years
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