Quotes & stories About Understanding Others and Your Relationships
W0rking at a theater b0x-0ffice wind0w p0ses several challenges in handling individuals.
"When a disc0ntent client at a wind0w exclaimed. N0 Ticket,s. ? What d0 i mean N0 TICKET'S". ?
The w0men waiting 0n him "smile'd sweeting". I am very s0rry sir she replied. Which w0rd didn0t y0u understand's. ?
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This d0g l0ves individuals
A 0rdinarily sweet d0g 'Psil's has' 0ne "quirk: she hates United Parcel Service driver's".
While 'walk's Psil' s0meday ar0und the c0rner 0f a h0use a UPS man is coming.
Struggle's t00 remain h0ld 0f Psil the 0wner tried t0 ease matters same As y0u will be able t0 see he simply l0ves a "UPS" man.
D0n0t y0u "feed her s0mething else" ? he resp0nded
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Writing letters t0 s0n
0ne student fell int0 a cycle 0f categ0ries studying 0perating and sleeping.
Didn’t understand h0wever l0ng he had neglected writing h0me till he received the f0ll0wing n0te:
Dear S0n Y0ur m0ther which i enj0yed y0ur last letter. 0f c0urse we tend t0 were l0ts 0f y0unger then and extra susceptible. L0ve Dad.
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Ph0ne c0mpany’s err0rs
Ph0ne C0mpany 0ffers 0ne thing f0r N0thing
Dear Ann
I think i'll prime the 0ne that wr0te pr0testing regarding the retardati0n 0f the ph0ne c0mpany. garbage in and garbage 0ut!
When ATandT split with Bell we tend t0 had three ph0nes in 0ur h0use. The instrumentati0n beL0nged t0 Ma Bell and als0 the service bel0nged t0 ATandT. 0nce we tend t0 came back all the ph0ne instrumentati0n t0 Ma Bell we tend t0 received a bill f0r $0.00. a pair 0f weeks later we tend t0 received a check f0r $5 and a n0te thanking USA. many m0nths later we tend t0 received an0ther c0mputerised bill f0r $0.00. we tend t0 remarked as an0ther time g0t 0bscurity thus we tend t0 sent an0ther check f0r $0.00. a pair 0f we tend t0eks later we received an0ther $5 refund with c0nstant many thanks.
This went 0n each 3 m0nths f0r tw0 years. currently we tend t0 ar right all the way d0wn t0 0nce a year and have given up attempting t0 straighten this 0ut. we tend t0 easily m0ney the $5 and dump it.
– Linda K. R. in state
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C0nverting t0 metric
This last we tend t0ekend i accust0med be reminded at the pace we ar changing t0 metric. i accust0med air I-75 in 0hi0 0nce I saw a l0g0 that said:
All signs metric
Next twenty miles
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Begin airplane landing
Acc0rding t0 The Australian AN plane recently enc0untered severe vibrati0n 0n the wing.
The captain determined t0 f0rm AN airplane landing and switched 0n the pr0tecti0n belt sign.
The vibrati0n st0pped directly.
A traveler emerged fr0m a t0ilet and explained that he had been exercising in place within.
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Drinking and driving
The Envir0nmental Engineering News revealed s0me rather seri0us inf0 regarding penalizati0n f0r drunk driving c0nvicti0ns in several c0untries.
In Australia the names 0f drunk drivers are written in newspapers bel0w the capti0n. He. drunk and in jail.
In Malaya the driver is unfree & if married the relative is unfree's.
In the uk Republic 0f Finland and Kingd0m 0f Sweden there’s an aut0matic jail term 0f 1 year.
In Turkey drunk drivers are driven twenty miles 0ut 0f city and c0mpelled t0 run back 10 miles.
In Republic 0f Bulgaria a sec0nd drunk-driving c0nvicti0n results in executi0n.
In Central American c0untry y0ur 1st 0ffense is y0ur last — executi0n by squad.
Fr0m the August R0ad and Track.
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Call USA f0r help
Sh0rtly when the 911 emergency range became 0btainable AN 0ld and quite sick girl appeared during a R0chester h0spital r00m having driven herself t0 the h0spital and barely managing t0 stagger in fr0m the aut0 parking z0ne. The h0rr0r-stricken nurse same Why didn0t y0u decisi0n the 911 range and acquire AN ambulance?
The lady same My ph0ne d0esn0t have AN eleven
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F0rtune c00kie mistake
0n Saturday last I had dinner at a part Chinese building. My f0rtune read:
Y0u can gain admirati0n fr0m y0ur pears.
C0mice? Bartlett? Canned? I d0n’t gr0w 0r eat them anyway
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Sh00ting y0ur pc
Fr0m the Ech0es-Sentines [?] S0merset C0unty NJ Sept. 17 1987:
GILLETTE RESIDENT IS arrested when SH00TING HIS pc
PASSAIC TWP. — A industrialist man was arrested at his h0me last weekday night when he discharged eight bullets at his c0mputing machine t0 keep with p0lice.
The man Michael A. Case 35 0f sixty f0ur Summit Ave. was arrested sh0rtly when eleven p.m. at his h0use 0nce p0lice same they received a rep0rt that sh0ts were discharged. They identified 0f the h0use t0 l00k 0ut a .44 b0ttle aut0matic small-arm and a sh0t-up IBM lapt0p pers0nal c0mputer with a Princet0n Graphics System m0nit0r.
The m0nit0r screen was bl0wn 0ut by the blasts and its inner w0rkings were visible Lt. D0nald Van ad0rnment same 0n M0nday. the pc that had bullet h0les in its hardware was hit f0urf0ld whereas f0ur additi0nal bullet h0les were f0und in numer0us areas next t0 the pc Van ad0rnment same.
The s0lely fact0r he (Case) same was that he was mad at his pc thus he sh0t it Van ad0rnment same.
The small-arm that the lieutenant called AN Israeli Arms Desert Eagle .44 has a t0n 0f capableness he said. Its an infinite gun. Case used h0ll0w-p0int 0r dum--dum bullets he added.
Case was sh0cked 0nce p0lice arrested him as a results 0f he didn’t supp0se he was breaking the law Van ad0rnment same. He c0uldn0t perceive why he c0uldn0t sh00t his 0wn pc in his h0use Van ad0rnment same.
Case was charged with recklessly making a risk and empl0ying a gun against the pr0perty 0f an0ther as a results 0f the h0use is rep0rtedly cl0sely-held by a relative. The walls were additi0nally.
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