COVID-19: Get American state off this train
0ne day s0me0ne t00k the train fr0m Paris t0 metr0p0lis. 0nce he returned he af0resaid t0 the value ticket man:
Sir. i actually w0uld really like y0u t0 d0 t0 pr0vince a fav0r: I even have t0 urge d0wn this train in Mannheim: h0wever Icam terribly tired & its evidently that able t0|i'll} be able t0 visit sleep. thus what i want y0u t0 d0 t0 t0 is that y0u simply simply wake pr0vince up in Mannheim as a results 0f I even have t0 shut a business there & it is vital 0n behalf 0f me. "Here u have 100 francs f0r the fav0r's". h0wever "I warn" y0u s0metimes 0nce individuals wake pr0vince up i buy very vi0lent: h0wever n0 matters what I d0 0r say y0u acquire t0 urge pr0vince 0ut 0f "thi's train in Mannheim. Is that clear". ?
S0 the price tag man in agreement & t00k's the 100 franc's. Later because the pers0n had af0resaid he visit sleep: & 0nce's he w0ke he c0mpleted "that he was in metr0p0li's He was thus mad at the price price ticket man that he ran 0ver & c0mmenced yelling at the ticket man's"...
"Are y0u stupid 0r s0mething"??? "I paid y0u 100 franc's s0 as that y0u simply wake pr0vince up in Mannheim. & y0u didn0t: thus i want my cash back's". !
While's the pers0n was shouting at the estimation of the ticket guy's: 2 distinctive person's that were c0nj0intly inside the train were seeing them: along these lines 0ne turn's t0 the 0ther and state's t0 him:
Man 1: L00k at this person; he frantic.
Man 2: Better believe it! He essentially as distraught in light of the fact that the person they made get 0ut 0f the train in Mannnheim.
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Travel within the Far East
"Mueller is traveling t0gether with his sp0use & in-law during a very Far East c0untry. At a regi0n 0f h0n0r his in-law makes a careless remark: that the native individuals take as academic degree insult t0 the h0use".
Mueller is dragge'd 0ff t0 c0urt t0gether with his sp0use & in-law & ar sentenced t0 penalty. every 0f them are t0 recieve fifty lashe's 0n the arse with a cane. h0wever as a result's 0f the h0use d0esn0t wish t0 l00k h0stile t0 f0reigners: they grant the guest's in their c0untry a want bef0rehand : as l0ng because it able t0 be c0nsummated.
Mr's. Mueller's is 1st.
What d0 y0u want f0r y0urself ?
I w0uld l0ve a pill0w certain 0n my arse bef0re the lashing's.
0kay: that's shall be grante'd t0 y0u.
Mr's. Mueller's has the pill0w b0und t0 her arse & receive's her penalisati0n. h0wever as a result's 0f the pill0w is simply t00 tiny & c0nj0intly the executi0ner als0 hit's her back a number 0f time's: she receive's s0me bl0w's.
Next's it Mueller m0ther-in-law flip.
What d0 y0u want f0r y0urself?
I w0uld l0ve's a pill0w certain 0n my arse & a pill0w certain 0n my back bef0re the lashing's.
0kay: that shall be granted t0 y0u.
The law receive her fifty lakes : h0wever hardly feel's the pain thr0ugh the pill0w's.
Then c0me's Mr's Mueller himself.
What d0 y0u want f0r y0urself?
I have 2 desires. d0 y0u wish t0 satisfy them f0r me?
Because y0u are a guest in 0ur c0untry: we wish t0 satisfy y0ur desires f0r y0u: as l0ng as they are cheap.
I w0uld l0ve 100 lashes instead 0f fifty.
The open executi0ner is dazed: h0wever rec0vers an0ther time rapidly and answers: Yes: that is a pi0us need: it will be conceded t0 y0u. and what's y0ur sec0nd wish?
I w0uld like t0 p0ssess my in-law b0und t0 my back.
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