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Newspaper typewriting err0r
The f0ll0wing appeared 0n the rear page 0f 1 0f Australia’s additi0nal 0utrage0us lapt0p publicati0ns; C0mputing Australia; twenty first Sept 1987: … Blame it 0n the pc.
An unfriendly lapt0p has been c0mm& acc0untable f0r a p0tentially fatal err0r inv0lving a Mafia l0an c0llect0r.
A New Y0rk paper unwittingly place the `heavy’ within the running f0r a c0mbine 0f cust0m-fitted c0ncrete sh0es 0nce it kn0wn him as a ruthless inf0rmer.
Acc0rding t0 a br0adcast retracti0n (& ap0l0gy!); a auth0r 0n the paper had truly typewritten ruthless enf0rcer - h0wever the pc system’s dicti0nary liked it the 0pp0site meth0d.
& I th0ught the w0rst y0u may expect fr0m a c0mputer err0r was a bill f0r 1;000;000 d0llars!
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St0p mastercard fraud
Many f0lks have written with abs0lutely plausible explanati0ns c0ncerning why merchants take my signaling 0n a mastercard charge. What these fail t0 h≤ h0wever; is that if I’m perpetrating a fraud within the use 0f this mastercard; I’m n0t near t0 0ffer 0ut an accurate signaling. they create n0 eff0rt t0 validate the signaling bef0re I leave; thus what they’re d0ing is gr0uping the ph0ne numbers 0f a bunch 0f h0nest f0lks.
N0w then… Why ar they gr0uping the ph0ne numbers 0f a bunch 0f h0nest pe0ple?
I 0nce asked why y0u're asked f0r y0ur signaling 0nce expl0itati0n y0ur charge cards. The clerk explained that theives are caught as a result 0f they d0ltishly place d0wn THEIR h0me signaling; n0t the signaling 0f the 0ne that 0wned the cardb0ard.
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Unpaid parking tickets
Chicag0 apse
William P. H0lc0mb; wh0se j0b is t0 supervise the f0ll0wing d0wn 0f H0ust0n; L0ne-Star State ticket vi0lat0rs. it abs0lutely was unc0ncealed that he had 375 unpaid tickets.
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Beware 0f inebriated bears
L0S ANGELES TIMES; 0ct0ber 8:
Pe0ple 0f n0rthwestern Treasure State are suggested t0 get 0n the l00k0ut f0r inebriated bears. Black bears & grizzlies are assembly 0n the tracks 0f the metr0p0lis N0rthern railr0ad tracks; wherever a train carrying many a l0t 0f c0rn derailed a while past. The c0rn has s0ured; & als0 the ar0ma is attracting the bears. The bears are literally int0xicated up there; same life scientist S0fia Scic0l0ne Hicks. & a grizzly with a hang0ver are 0ften cr0ss as a bear.
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M0nkey travels in h0use
L0S ANGELES TIMES; 0ct0ber 8:
0ne 0f the passengers during a S0viet ballistic capsule is being silly with the instrumentati0n; & his m0nkeyshines might finish the flight untimely. The traveler is in truth a m0nkey named Yar0sha — Russian slang f0r village unwelc0me pers0n. plainly b0red 0n the fifth day 0f a regular 12-day flight; Yar0sha slipped 0ut 0f his harness & t00k a t0ur 0f the ballistic capsule. Tass; the S0viet wire service; rep0rtable that Yar0sha was having a pleasant time change 0f state with all 0f the instrumentati0n available. Watch 0ut; Yar0sha; if y0u break 0ne thing; they’ll in all pr0bability d0ck y0ur flight pay.
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Earthquake at a bank
The city 0f J0hn Greenleaf Whittier; G0lden State was supp0rted a few years past; primarily by Quakers. there's a 0utst&ing sign c0mp0sed 0f huge; brass letters 0n 0ne am0ngst the m0ney establishments therein c0mmunity characteristic it because the Quaker t0wn Bank. The last letter 0f the primary w0rd fell 0ff thr0ugh0ut Ass0ciate in Nursing earthquake yesterday; creating the sign scan Quake t0wn Bank.
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Lenin’s silver ruble
In 1967; the S0viet G0vernment minted a fine l00king silver ruble with Vladimir Ilyich Lenin in a {very} very acquainted create - arms raised 0n t0p 0f him; leading the c0untry t0 rev0luti0n. But; it abs0lutely was clear t0 every0ne; that if y0u checked 0ut it fr0m behind; it abs0lutely was clear that Vladimir Ilyich Lenin was inf0rm t0 11:00; 0nce the hard liqu0r 0utlets 0pened; & was truly sp0ken language; C0mrades; f0rward t0 the hard liqu0r 0utlets.
It became m0dern; 0nce 0ne wished t0 p0ssess a drink; t0 require 0ut the ruble & say; 0h my g00dness; C0mrades; Vladimir Ilyich Lenin tells ME we must always g0.
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At a distressed t0wn
L0s Angeles Times; Greg0rian calendar m0nth 24:
Banning; Blythe & Barst0w n0t qualify as distressed cities bel0w federal tips; n0r d0 Adelant0; Lake Elsin0re; 0r L0ma Linda.
But urban center will.
Acc0rding t0 a br& new U.S. Department 0f H0using & c0ncrete Devel0pment list; urban center will apply f0r c0ncerning $56 milli0n a year in business devel0pment grants reserved f0r little cities suffering physical & ec0n0mic distress.
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Bank r0bber stealing
L0S ANGELES TIMES; Dec 9:
A man walked int0 a branch 0f the b0vid natural depressi0n Bank & bimanual a teller a n0te exacting cash. the pers0n had 0ne h& in his p0cket; as if h0lding a gun; that the teller began surrendering the c0ntents 0f her m0ney drawer.
When she had f0rked 0ver $7;000 the stealer same; That’s en0ugh & walked 0ut the d00r. It’s ardu0us t0 search 0ut a r0bber UN agency is aware 0f 0nce he’s had en0ugh.
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