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T0 d0 in 0rbiter
The T0p ten Things t0 d0 t0 t0 whereas C0nfined in an exceedingly 0rbiter
R0ll d0wn the wind0w & thr0w brewage cans at passing satellites.
Play s0me rather b0ring games 0f S0litaire.
Try t0 bust that st0ry 0f Lays P0tat0 Chips: Betcha Can’t Eat simply 0ne!
C0me up with as several wacky prime ten List primeics as d0able theref0re T0p ten B0y can have w0rk t0 d0 t0 t0 int0 the year.
When the NASA camera is 0ff, dance ar0und t0 Blue Jean by David B0wie whereas sp0rting simply y0ur helmet.
D0 what everyb0dy else will, write 0ut all 0f y0ur p0stcards..mail them after y0u get h0me.
D0n’t m0ve, d0n’t bit s0mething & if y0u break 0ne thing, underst& that y0u just just are infernal rem0rselessly f0r it & shunned by s0ciety t0 a pris0ner 0f war camp in an exceedingly rem0te part 0f N0rthern ge0graphic area (Russian 0rbiter 0nly).
Access www.j0ke4u.xyz 0n NASA’s lapt0p instead 0f d0ing th0se unimp0rtant area experiments.
Call Martian Esc0rt Service..h0pe like mad they take yank categ0rical.
Watch All 0f Pauly Sh0re’s m0vies…try t0 hunt 0ut samples 0f hum0r, pl0t & a reas0n f0r creating it.
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Terrible hist0ry teacher
The T0p ten Signs y0u have a nasty Hist0ry Teacher
C0nstantly gets Dutch East Indies & 0utd0nesia c0nfused.
As incentive f0r learning, after y0u name a metr0p0lis, y0u get t0 want a trial.
Insists that 0ne in all P0pes thr0ugh0ut the empire was P0pe Bubba.
Thinks that Muss0lini was Hitler’s fav0rite f00d.
Tells y0u that its Nap0le0n that’s the sweet that c0mes in three flav0rs in 0ne b0x.
Insists that the great Depressi0n might are st0pped with the right quantity 0f metal.
Threatens t0 renact Salem Witch Trials/Burnings if sch00lw0rk isn't turned in 0n time.
Claims that it abs0lutely was Martin & Lewis that were the great expl0rers 0f the West.
Credits David Hasselh0ff & n0t Dem0cracy f0r the autumn 0f the Berlin Wall.
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Must be 0ut 0f f0rm
The T0p Signs Y0u’re 0ut 0f f0rm
Y0u’ve ever t0rn 0ne thing simply attempting t0 p0int 0ut 0ff the timer.
Pe0ple at w0rk s0lely see y0u by speech c0mmunicati0n Hey fats0!
Y0u’ve thr0wn y0ur back 0ut by carrying a bag 0f gr0ceries.
R&0m strangers c0me up, p0ke y0u within the abd0men & expect y0u t0 giggle.
Y0ur rec0rd is thirty f0ur Pushups & y0u'll have d0ne additi0nal if the sweet Man w0uld have taken plastic.
Y0u get the present 0f Jigglin’ T0 The 0ldies.
Y0u cramp up whereas gazing the large apple t0wn Marath0n.
Watching R0cky five is y0ur plan 0f a travail vide0.
The sales clerk nicely h0wever firmly pulls y0u 0ff fr0m the jeans rack & whispers its Sansabelt Time, Tubby
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Very danger0us sherl0ck
The T0p Signs That Y0u’ve empl0yed a nasty sherl0ck
C0nsiders reading The Hardy B0ys Mysteries really useful reasearch.
He inc0rp0rates a pet basset named Flash that acts as his true assistant.
His best disguise is sp0rting a hat.
Keeps 0btaining c0nfused & f0ll0ws y0u all the time.
W0n0t scan any messages while n0t his true dec0der ring.
Dresses up like Jessica dramatist fr0m Murder She Wr0te. 0nce he thinks he’s caught the suspect.
Well, he’s blind.
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Excuses f0r rushing
The T0p danger0us Excuses F0r rushing
This is my try 0ut f0r Nascar.
I have t0 get back t0 Amish C0untry bef0re they underst& that I am missing.
That McD0nald’s pr0vide is f0r a restricted Time s0lely & chum, which may run 0ut at ANYTIME!
I am attempting t0 rush h0me f0r the new Hans0n vide0 debut 0n MTV.
Cause th0se G0rditas rule.
Uh-0h..Wapner’s 0n…I’m an 0utst&ing driver.
Trying t0 test h0w briskly a Yug0 will g0.
Umm..I’m drunk?
Trying t0 run the radi0 emissi0n that's enj0ying that l0usy Alannis M0risette Uninvited s0ng!
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Y0u have a st&ard j0b
The T0p Signs that y0u just just Have a st&ard J0b
Y0u’re intr0duced t0 everyb0dy as The ship G0d.
Y0u have visited each c0mputing machine within the gl0be.
Y0u’re the c0ntest arranger in rural Alabama.
Y0u are the 0nly 0ne that's prepared f0r the push 0f tag sales f0r that New y0ungsters 0n the Bl0ck reuni0n t0ur.
Y0u’re able t0 pull staples 0ut 0f papers t0gether with y0ur teeth.
Y0ur d0ct0r says that he’s ne'er seen s0meb0dy exp0sed t0 m0st duplicat0r radiati0n in his life.
Y0u’ve seen the late night industrial f0r the Chia vibrat0r.
Y0ur w0rk is theref0re intense that y0u just just will write prime ten lists all day l0ng.
In y0ur ten years 0n the f0rce as Ass0ciate in Nursing Amish lawman, y0u have n0t had t0 write d0wn d0wn 0ne single ticket.
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Internet crime her0es
The T0p ten Superher0es required T0 Fight crime
Inspect0r gizm0
Chief Wiggum fr0m the Simps0ns
Captain America 0n Line
The surprise Barbi Twins
The Silver swimmer
The XXX Men(they h&le strictly cyber p0rn)
Up within the sky, sp0rting glasses, an infinite letter E 0n his chest & a Netscape, its Gates as GEEKMAN!!!
DBase Ventura
Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy & Sc00by with the Mystery Machine( Jinkies, there g0es an0ther hacker!!)
Wh0 else is attentive t0 the 0nline ab0ve Spiderman???
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Bad t0 say at funerals
T0p bel0ngings y0u mustn't Say At A 0bservance
Geez, what died in here?
He appearance natural h0wever th0se sh0es d0n0t esc0rt that dress.
Nice service…where’s the keg?
When did he die…really…hey B0b, y0u w0n the p00L ...
Hey, we’re with the Publisher instituti0n Prize Patr0l & we’re wanting f0r…0h, never mind.
D0n’t l00k currently Fred h0wever y0u & s0 the deceased have the precise same suit 0n.
Y0u kn0w they t0uched that b0dy up cause that shark has 0ne in all them legs.
N0t t0 cause panic 0r s0mething h0wever 0ne thing is leaky 0ut 0f that casket.
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Santa sh0uld be drinking
The T0p ten Signs That Santa Has Been Drinking
While y0ur kid is 0n his lap, he tells them they’re n0t 0btaining his Bud lightweight.
Y0u see his sleigh f0rce 0ver & theref0re the p0lice with a breathlyzer.
Th0se darn milk & c00kies ne'er w0rked h0wever the Jack Daniels d0es!
Y0u d0n’t keep in mind 0btaining asking f0r game in y0ur st0cking.
Betty F0rd releases him 0n Dec twenty f0urth.
After every kid, he inc0rp0rates a hydr0c0ll0id Sh0t.
This year the sleigh is being f0rce by the Schlitz lager beer Bull.
He jumps d0wn a h0le s0 gets angry 0nce he can’t n0tice the tree.
Instead 0f g0ing 0nward, Dancer & Prancer…he simply grumbles & says Awww…just get g0ing!
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Bad at Ass0ciate in Nursing w0rkplace party
The T0p D0n’ts At The w0rkplace Christmas Party
D0n’t g0 up t0 y0ur b0ss & build the c0mparis0n 0f him with Santa as a result 0f he’s fat, j0lly & s0lely w0rks in s0me unspecified time in the future 0ut 0f the year.
D0n’t place y0ur b0ss in an exceedingly sleeper h0ld simply t0 disc0unt f0r a higher earnings.
D0n’t pr0vide any0ne a success fr0m y0ur Egg-N0g funnel.
D0n’t decisi0n y0ur best c0nsumer & tell him what quantity y0u fudged his b00ks by with great care y0u may thr0w this party within the initial place.
D0n’t chase the secretary ar0und with mistlet0e Ass0ciate in Nursingd an eggbeater.
D0n’t tell y0ur b0ss that y0u’re the 0ne that runs the c0rp0rate
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