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Packers
Why did the Packers rip up the tip z0ne when a Vikings Game?
There was an excessive am0unt 0f M0ss in it!
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Shingle Material
H0w many Bluegrass State basketball fans will it desire r00f a h0use?
Three; if y0u slice them very skinny.
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Bullfighters
What d0es 0ne decisi0n f0ur bullfighters in quicks&?
Quattr0 sink0.
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Girls & H0ckey
Why can0t w0men play h0ckey?
Because they need t0 alter their pads each peri0d!
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Blind G0lf?
A priest; a d0ct0r; ass0ciated an engineer were waiting 0ne m0rning at the
third tee (par three; 185 yards; slight d0g leg t0 left; hazard 0n
the right) whereas a very sl0w cluster 0f g0lfers were flailin away pri0r t0 them.
Engineer: What’s with these guys? We’ve been watching f0r fifteen minutes!
D0ct0r: I d0n0t rec0gnize h0wever I’ve ne'er seen such ineptitude!
Priest: Hey; here c0mes the inexperienced keeper. Let’s have a w0rd with him.
Priest: Hi martyr. Say Ge0rge; what’s thereup0n cluster pri0r t0 us?
They are rather sl0w; aren’t they?
Ge0rge: 0hi0 affirmative. That’s a bunch 0f blind hearth fighters. They l0st their sight whereas saving 0ur club h0use last year; theref0re we tend t0 all0w them t0 play here anytime freed fr0m charge!
D0ct0r: W0w! Thanks f0r the news martyr.
Priest: That’s theref0re unhappy. i feel i'll say a special prayer f0r them t0night.
D0ct0r: sensible plan. & I’m pr0gressing t0 c0ntact my 0ptham0l0gist pal & see if there’s s0mething he will d0 f0r them.
After a brief pause …
Engineer: Why can0t these guys play at night!
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S0mething suspici0us
0ne day; this girl visited a bait search t0 urge her husb& a fishing reel f0r his birthday. when ch00sing 0ne; she inquired 0n its value.
The 0wner replied; I’m s0rry; ma’am; h0wever I’m blind & can0t see what reel y0u've g0t. If y0u dr0p it 0n the gr0und; I’ll ackn0wledge it & be 0f a l0t 0f facilitate. theref0re she did simply that.
After hearing it hit the gr0und; the 0wner af0resaid; That’s the J0hns0n M0del 9400. It’ll be $40.00.
The w0man determined t0 require it theref0re she visited ch00se it up 0ff the gr0und. Up0n bending 0ver; she let rip a pungent; sqeaky fart. The 0wner rang up the sale & af0resaid; That’ll be fifty bucks.
Fifty d0llars? the lady exclaimed. Y0u simply t0ld ME that's was f0rty bucks an instant ag0!
Yes; I did; af0resaid the 0wner; But that was f0r the reel.
The duck decisi0n is an0ther $7.50 & als0 the stink bait is $2.50.
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