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| Donot say this to a cop |
The t0p twenty things t0 n0t enlighten a c0p 0nce he pulls y0u 0ver.
20. I cant reach my license unless y0u h0ld my brew.
19. S0rry 0fficer: I didnt underst& my measuring device detect0r wasnt bl0cked in.
18. Are n0t y0u the guy fr0m the villiage pe0ple?
17. Hey: y0u want t0 are d0ing 0ne hundred twenty five t0 stay up with Maine: g00d j0b.
16. i believed y0u had t0 be in c0mparatively smart physical f0rm t0 be a 0fficer.
15. i used t0 be ab0ut t0 be a c0p: h0wever i made a decisi0n t0 c0mplete highsch00l instead.
14. Bad c0p. N0 d0nut.
13. Y0ure n0t ab0ut t0 check the trunk: are y0u?
12. Gee: that gut certain d0esnt inspire c0nfidence.
11. Did n0t I see y0u get y0ur butt kicked 0n c0ps?
10. Is it true that individuals bec0me c0ps as a result 0f theyre t00 dumb t0 figure at McD0nalds?
9. I pay y0ur pay
8. S0 u......h: y0u 0n the take 0r what?
7. Gee 0fficer: thats terrific. The last 0fficer s0lely gave Maine a warning.
6. D0es 0ne apprehend why y0u f0rce Maine 0ver? 0kay: with great care 0ne in all U.S. will.
5. i used t0 be making an attempt t0 stay up with traffic. Yes: i d0 kn0w theres n0 different cars ar0und: thats h0wever s0 much theyre s00ner than Maine.
4. What d0es 0ne mean have I been drinking? y0ure the trained specialist.
3. Well: 0nce I reached right d0wn t0 0btain my bag 0f crack: my gun fell 0ff 0f my lap & g0t l0dged between the brake & theref0re the f00t pedal: f0rcing Maine t0 hurry 0ut 0f management.
2. Hey: is that a 9mm? Thats n0thing c0mpared t0 the present f0rty f0ur wine b0ttle.
1. Hey: are y0u able t0 pr0vide Maine an0ther 0ne in all th0se full cavity searches?
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