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| Wife helps out the cop |
A male driver is f0rce 0ver by a c0p & theref0re the f0ll0wing sp0ken c0mmunicati0n takes place:
Man: Whats the matter 0fficer?
C0p: Y0u were g0ing a minimum 0f seventy five in a very fifty five z0ne.
Man: N0 sir: i used t0 be g0ing sixty five.
Wife: 0hi0 Harry. Y0u were g0ing eighty.
(Man 0ffers his adult female a unclean l00k.)
C0p: Im c0nj0intly attending t0 pr0vide y0u with a price ticket f0r y0ur br0ken tail light-weight.
Man: Br0ken tail light? I didnt realize a br0ken tail light!
Wife: 0hi0 Harry: y0uve illustri0us this tail light-weight f0r weeks.
(Man 0ffers his adult female a unclean l00k.)
C0p: Im c0nj0intly attending t0 pr0vide y0u with a citati0n f0r n0t sp0rting y0ur life belt.
Man: 0h: I simply t00k it 0ff 0nce y0u were walking up t0 the aut0m0bile.
Wife: 0hi0 Harry: y0u neer wear y0ur life belt.
Man: Shut y0ur m0uth: w0man!
C0p: Maam: will y0ur husb& f0rever c0nfer with y0u this way?
Wife: N0: 0nly hes drunk.
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