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| Prison Versus Housewives |
In pris0n: y0u get 3 sq. meals every day.
At h0me: y0u c00k 3 sq. meals every day & check 0ut t0 induce y0ur y0ungsters t0 eat it.
In pris0n: y0u get Ass0ciate in Nursing h0ur day after day within the yard t0 exercise & mingle.
At h0me y0u get t0 wash the yard up theref0re will|y0ull|y0ull be able t0} m0w it theref0re y0ur y0ungsters can unf0ld a l0t 0f t0ys everywhere it in 0rder that y0ull be able t0 depart & clean it 0nce m0re as a result 0f very little Jnr. cant sleep while n0t his latest Leg0 set creati0n.
In pris0n: y0u get t0 l00k at TV: cable even.
At h0me: y0u get t0 pay attenti0n t0 y0ur y0ungsters fight 0ver the rem0te & acquire treated t0 h0urs & h0urs 0f mindless cart00ns because 0f cable.
In pris0n: y0ull be able t0 scan n0 matter y0u wish & attend faculty f0r gratis.
At h0me: y0u get t0 scan weekly readers maj0r Dick: Jane: & Sp0t & w0rry c0ncerning a way t0 send Jnr. t0 varsity & still be able t0 eat f0r f0ll0wing twenty years.
In pris0n: all 0f y0ur treatment is free.
at h0me: y0u have g0t t0 pawn y0ur m0thers silver & fill 0ut trilli0ns 0f papers f0r insurance & h0pe the d0ct0r can see y0u bef0re y0u die.
In pris0n: if y0u have g0t guests: all y0u are d0ing is visit a space: sit: speak s0 say g00d-bye 0nce y0u area unit prepared 0r s0me time is up.
At h0me: y0u get t0 wash f0r days earlier s0 c00k & shut d0wn 0nce y0ur guests & h0pe that theyll in the future leave.
In pris0n: y0ull be able t0 pay y0ur free time writing letters 0r simply hang ar0und in y0ur 0wn h0use all day.
At h0me: y0u get t0 wash y0ur h0use & everyb0dy elses h0use: t00: & what the euphemism is free time again?
In pris0n: y0u get y0ur 0wn pers0nal bathr00m.
At h0me: y0u have g0t t0 physically h0ld the lavat0ry d00r b0rder 0rder t0 stay fr0m having s0meb0dy st&ing 0ver y0u rig0r0us t0 underst& h0wever l0ng until y0ure d0ne theref0re y0ull be able t0 d0 0ne thing f0r them.
In pris0n: the jail laundry takes care 0f all 0f y0ur dirty garments.
At h0me: y0u get t0 require care 0f them y0urself: & every0ne elses: & acquire sh0uted at as a result 0f s0meb0dys fav0rite shirt isnt clean.
In pris0n: they take y0u all 0ver y0u wish t0 travel.
At h0me: y0ure taking every0ne else wherever they have t0 travel.
In pris0n: the guards transp0rt all 0f y0ur pers0nalty f0r y0u & check that n0thing is missing.
At h0me: y0u have g0t t0 lug ar0und every0ne elses stuff in y0ur purse s0 surprise United Nati0ns agency went in it & t00k y0ur last greenback.
In pris0n: there arent any screaming 0r whining y0ungsters 0r sp0uses asking y0u t0 try & d0 0ne thing else f0r them: 0r screaming at y0u as a result 0f y0u didn0t.
At h0me….st0p Pine Tree State 0nce I get t0 the draw back 0f jail:: will ya?
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