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| THE THIRD WISH…. |
THE THIRD WISH….
A R0adman st0ne-br0ke d0wn 0n the unhealthy aspect 0f city 0ne evening
after a pr0tracted day 0f d00r-t0-d00r sales. when j0b a0rtic aneurysm fr0m a
payph0ne; he determined t0 attend certain the truck during a cl0se bar.
He Sat d0wn 0n a bar st00l within the c0rner 0f the bar t0 quietly nurse
his beer. attempting t0 mind his 0wn business; he was aghast t0 appear
acr0ss the bar t0 search 0ut a awfully giant; muscular sail0r d0ing sh0ts.
While the sail0r’s chest & arms were vast; the salespers0n was aghast
t0 n0tice that his head was c0ncerning as huge as a grapefruit. unneeded t0
say; he c0uldn0t facilitate h0wever stare.
S00n the sail0r st00d up fr0m his st00l & swaggered 0ver t0 the
salesman; United Nati0ns agency was shaking in his l0afers. 0nce he reached him; the
sail0r af0rementi0ned; I see y0u gazing my head up here.
N0 the salespers0n resp0nds; I wasn’t; really; I
Thats 0kay; the sail0r af0rementi0ned & sits d0wn next t0 him. I want t0
tell y0u my st0ry. i used t0 be 0ut puzzled last year & there was a terrible
st0rm. My ship was d0ne f0r; & everyb0dy submerged h0wever ME. I struggled t0
stay afl0at & managed t0 swim t0 the sh0re 0f a deserted isl&.
I stayed there 0n their 0wn f0r 6 m0nths; c0nsumpti0n c0c0nuts & crabs.
0ne m0rning i used t0 be w0ken up by screams c0ming back fr0m the laguna.
Running d0wn there; I disc0vered a lady tr0ubled within the thick
seaweed. I expended t0 the water; ripped the algae fr0m her naked
b0dy; & f0rce her up t0 the beach. She was a mermaid! I st00d
gawking at her f0r a m0ment; s0 she thanked ME; pr0viding t0
grant ME 3 needs. My initial want was t0 be back h0me bef0re the
end 0f the day. She said; 0kay. My sec0nd want was t0 0wn a billi0n
d0llars thus i'd ne'er g0t t0 m0ve t0 0cean 0nce m0re. She said; 0kay.
Then I scraped my head & tried t0 think ab0ut 0ne thing else.
I said; Well; since I d0n’t actually need the rest; h0w ab0ut
we have s0me sex? She smiled & wagged her fish tail at ME.
Silly; she said; ‘l00k at ME. I can0t fuck with y0u.
I laughed & af0rementi0ned; 0h 0kay; then h0wever a few very little head?
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