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G0T H0LES F0R THAT….
A w0man died & visited heaven. As St. Peter was pr0cess her;
she detected a lady screaming in pain. She l00ked during a area & saw
a gr0up 0f angels drilling h0les within the w0man’s sh0ulders t0
fasten the wings t0 her. Then she detected a pers0n screaming & saw
angels drilling h0les in his head t0 l0ck the hal0 t0 him.
I d0n0t wish t0 travel t0 heaven; she t0ld St. Peter. I will m0ve t0
the 0ther place.
Y0u wish t0 travel t0 hell? he replies. They rape & s0d0mize y0u
d0wn there.
I d0n’t care; she answered. At least I have already g0t h0les f0r
that.
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HEAVEN’S aut0m0tive L0T….
Three men died & visited heaven. Heaven had a br& new p0licy
that n0 matter sensible 0r unhealthy things s0me0ne did in his 0r her
life; he 0r she w0uld get a aut0m0tive c0nsequently.
When the primary man arrived; ass0ciate angel asked him; H0w many
years were y0u married?
The first man resp0nded; Twenty years.
H0w again & again did y0u betray y0ur wife?
Five times; the pers0n af0rementi0ned.
0kay; the angel af0rementi0ned; y0u will get in h0wever y0u will s0lely get
a Fiat.
As the initial man dr0ve away in his enactment; the sec0nd man arrived.
H0w a few years were y0u married; y0ung man? the angel asked.
Ten years.
H0w again & again did y0u betray y0ur wife?
Tw0 times; he resp0nded.
Well d0ne. Here is y0ur V0lv0 S40.
As the sec0nd man dr0ve away; the 3rd man arrived. He was a
very previ0us man. The angel asked him; H0w a few years were y0u
married; 0ld man?
F0rty years.
& what number times did y0u betray y0ur wife?
Never.
The angel smiled & c0mm& 0ut a c0llecti0n 0f shining keys. Excellent;
Here is y0ur panther 2000.
0ne day in heaven; the primary & sec0nd men were driving &
they came up0n the previ0us man; United Nati0ns agency was crying & extremely depresseded.
They went 0ver & asked him why he was terribly unhappy even supp0sing he
had a awfully nice aut0m0tive. He t0ld them that he simply saw his married pers0n &
she was 0n r0llerblades.
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N0T WHAT i used t0 be THINKING….
A guy f0und @ magic lamp &; naturally; he rubbed it.
A djinny p0pped 0ut & af0rementi0ned; I will grant y0u any want
y0u want.
The guy th0ught & th0ught; & eventually gave his answer.
I wish t0 be lab0ri0us all the time & acquire all the ass i w0uld like.
As y0u w0uld like; the djinny replied. theref0re the djinny turned him
int0 a rest r00m seat.
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