Heard 0n a public bus
Heard 0n a public transp0rtati0n vehicle in city.
When y0u exit the bus: please check that t0 l0wer y0ur head & watch y0ur step.
if u miss y0ur step & hit y0ur head: please l0wer y0ur v0ice & watch y0ur language. Thank y0u
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0n the rear 0f a van
Seen 0n the rear 0f a van in R0chester: New Y0rk
Cauti0n: visually human Driving
0n the aspect 0f the van (after passing it t0 visualise W0rld Health 0rganizati0n are 0ften driving):
R0chester wind0w blind C0.
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0n a trucks mudflaps
Seen 0n back mud-folds 0f a 0versized truck
left mud-fold right mud-fold
Passing perspective Suicide
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Y0ure inside the Desert
16 different ways during which 0f Kn0wing Y0ure inside the Desert
Y0u n0 L0nger ass0ciate spans (0r streams) with water.
Y0u can say 100 ten degrees while n0t swooning.
Y0u eat h0t chilies t0 c00l d0wn y0ur talk.
Y0u can make moment sun tea.
Y0u discover that a security saddle makes a reas0nably savvy ir0n.
The temperature dr0ps bel0w ninety five: y0u feel somewhat cold.
Y0u disc0ver that in July: it takes s0lely a couple 0f fingers t0 drive y0ur aut0m0bile.
Y0u disc0ver that y0u essentially will get a burn from the sun thr0ugh y0ur wind0w.
Y0u n0tice the 0nly stopping place is dictated by conceal rather 0f separation.
H0t water c0mes 0ut fr0m every spigots.
Its n00nday in July: youngsters ar 0n summer vacati0n: and n0t 0ne pers0n is 0ut 0n the boulevards.
Y0u really consume y0ur h& hole the d00r.
U break a sweet the moment u step 0utside at 7:30 am. bef0re w0rk.
N0 0ne w0uld dream 0f swing vinyl uph0lstery during a very aut0m0bile 0r n0t having air-c0n.
Y0ur greatest bike wreck w0rry is. Imagine a scenario where I purchase kn0cked 0ut and wind up lying 0n the asphalt and c00k t0 demise.
Y0u underst& that black-top highlights a fluid state.
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Y0ure at a terrible c0urt
T0p Signs Y0ure At a terrible c0urt
The C0mplimentary paper tells u that President has kicked the bucket.
The mint's 0n the pill0w begin's m0ving after y0u value that.
The magic fingers vibrati0n is supplied by giving 1 / 4 t0 t0wn epileptic's.
There's is still's s0me stuff' that's they' place ar0und crim'e scene''s thats yell0w
The picture''s d0n0t seem t0 be placed f0r ad0rnment h0wever t0 c0ver up recent bullet h0les.
Y0u have t0 attend till the guy ar0und the c0rner is finished with the t0wel theref0re y0u will use it.
Theres a chalk define within the bed after y0u pull back the c0vers.
The clerk sh0uld m0ve the b0dy s0 0n induce s0me ice f0r y0u.
The 0nly TV stati0n y0u will get may well be a er0tica channel with r0seanne there0n.
The rise up decisi0n c0mes c0urtesy 0f p0lice ch0pper
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New tag techn0l0gy
An aut0m0bilist was arm0ured an image 0f his aut0m0bile hurrying thr0ugh an aut0matic estimating framework. A $40 ticket was encl0sed. Being adorable: he sent the g0vernment division an image 0f $40. The p0lice resp0nded with an0ther arm0ured ph0t0-0f h&cuffs.
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