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Well, h0wever d0 l00k I am?
T0p unhealthy Resp0nse F0r Guyss 2 provide 2 ""The How D0 I Look”" Questi0n.
Thats @ good 0utfit h0ney how was day half-d0zen past past week.
I didn0t seee @ cab0ose that's huge "since Amtrak left city"...
'"Uh. uh the last time I answered that questi0n'", quickly I went blind.
the games 0n left away.. ""go look within the mirror, that’s what its there f0r 0h man, I am g0nna l0se my lunch"".
"Like the lady i used t0 be with yesterday".
"Like s0mebody in dire would like f0r a few liposuction".
'Well, if I shut my eyes, similar t0 my previous, prettier girlfriend'
'How am i able to place this…M000'
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D0n0t enlighten a choose
T0p belongings you mustn't enlighten A choose
I g0t "y0ur community service right here pal"
B0y 'your chamber' positive will l00k totally "different with the lights 0n"
Y0u c0uldn0t carry Wapner beetle y0u m0r0n
Y0u are n0t as straightforward 2 shop for as 0thers aforesaid y0u wehere.
N0 y0u g0wn sp0rting geek.
I don0t supp0se there a You get American state 0ff, i buy y0u 0ff kind 0f give there.
Just 0ut 0f c0urse, square measure y0u sporting paint's..
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Aster0id hits tha world
T0p benefits 0f AN Asteroid very touch Earth
F0r starters, you’d be ready to surf in Mount Rushm0re State.
W0uldn0t need t0 hear that garbage Aer0smith s0ng any l0nger.
The 0ne arch0saurian reptile 0n the w0rld (here a clue..he purple) w0uld be extinct.
We don0t miss 0ut 0n T0ny Danzas 0r Jenny McCarthys next pr0grams.
"Puts a significant damper 0n it p0eciliid fish Hatchet. Judas Priest reuni0n t0ur".
Pretty smart pr0bability that the G0rditas D0g fr0m the Tac0 Bell c0mmercials w0uldn0t survive.
There be n0 additi0nal m0vies 0n the subject, that evidently
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Y0ur tooth doctor is crazy
The T0p ten Signs Your tooth doctor say this is Crazy
Keep attempting t0 sell y0ur additi0nal teeth's.
His restr0oms square measure "labeled Bleeders & N0n-Bleeders”
Pumpes gas int0 the l0unge pri0r t0.
D0es an intensive rummage around f0r cavitieses dental and b0dy.
""He…ummm..licks his t00ls clean""
Get mad after y0u menti0n that f0ur 0ut 0f five dentist surveyed line.
When y0u return t0 home fr0m being underneath the gas, he have fast t0 insist that y0u just w0re y0ur pants backwards after y0u came int0 his w0rkplace.
Wear a jewellery fabricated fr0m the humen teeth.
"Has a sharpener within the w0rkplace f0r his t00ls".
Insights that a N0vacaine sh0t are some things that he will purchase you at a bar if y0u simply leave with him.
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Disney cruise delays
The T0p ten Reas0ns Walter Elias "Disney Delayed Launching Their Cruise Line"
"Plut0s accident 0n Deck 3"
R00m service's victimization fictional character was obtaining 0ut 0f hand.
Exterminat0r killed 0ff rat d0wnside s0lely t0 find they were Mick and Minnie c0usins.
"Drunken dispute between D0nald and theref0re the Mighty Duck's 0ver UN agency was mightier".
Char0 unbr0ken c0ntact.
The Be@st fr0m Beauty & theref0re the Beast unbr0ken c0nsumpti0n the h0ur buffet.
The Seven Dwarf's vandalized the ship when failing t0 satisfy the Y0u sh0uld Be This Tall t0 Ride This Ride necessities.
Stench 0f brine and a 100 & 0ne Dalmati0ns was t00 r0bust.
T0ur guide G00fy g0es int0 int0xicated rampage and uses Chip and vale as sh0vel0oard disc.
New hires Doc'''Isaac"'& G0pher quit days bef0re launch'citing that this j0b isn0t as exciting & new as their last 0ne
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The H0llywood edifice
The T0p ten Fl00r Plans f0r the w0rld H0llyw00d m0ving picture edifice
Scream suite that bec0mes vacant quickly.
H0tel p00l never get used because 0f threatening music and 0ne al0ne fine circling in the slightest degree time.
Marv Albert has reservati0ns f0r The Crying Game fl00r.
M0re suicide jump precauti0ns 0n the Pauly Sh0re fl00r than anyplace else.
N0 0ne take a sh0wer 0n the psycho fl00r
Pee......Wee Herman as a t0ur guide YIKE
N0 butt0ns 0n the elevat0r t0 the Star Wars fl00r just use the F0rce.
R00m service inv0lves techn0l0gist Tweed and St. Ge0rge Cl00ney.
Wake up inv0ke Stall0ne fl00r is Y0u, Adrian.
Sh0wgirls fl00r set-aside till 2011..by C0ngress
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Hall0ween hand0ut
The T0p ten Least in style day Hand0ut
Spinach tasteful Rice Cakes.
Teeth rem0ving candy
Metamucil in an exceedingly straw
Ex-Lax Br0wnies
Caramel lined Zucchini
C0l0ured Crisc0 0n a Stick
H0t steaming b0wl 0f pumpkin gets
Ch0c0late lined Prunes
A Handful 0f Red Indian
Anything that tick's
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Scary f0rtune c00kie's
The T0p 10 Least fascinating F0rtune's in an exceedingly biscuit
We kn0w wherever y0u reside.
Y0u will w0uld like smart written c0mmunicati0n in just ab0ut quarter-h0ur.
Every 1 meal these days is 0n y0u
The special sauce came fr0m the fl00r
Guess what 0ur special dr0p was in 0ur Egg Dr0p S0up and win a free meall..
A recent jail fugitive that's sitting cl0se t0 by desires t0 like y0u while.
Y0ur d0g Sparky he. Hass n0w n0t missing.
See the waiter regarding 0ur new f00d p0is0n insurance p0licie's.
MSG? N0 haem0rrhagic fever Virus….maybe
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Recent cart00n reject's
The T0p Recently Reject's Sabbatum M0rning Cart00n's
Billy, the bl00dy Smurf.
Sc00by and Shaggy attend The Retirement H0me.
Archie, the Abcessed T00th.
Y0semite Sam…UNCENS0RED!
The G0lden w0men meet the facility Rangers.
Da B0ys in man R0gers Neighb0rh00d.
The Land 0f The L0st…The Barney Year's.
C0PS fully c0l0ur animati0n!
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Br0ker market crash
The T0p ten Signs Y0ur Br0ker Was stricken by the exchange Crash
He can0t return t0 the ph0ne right away..he has 0n the shelf.
He w0n0t be in t0day…he was created a pr0p0sal & he refused.
He left the building & n0t via the elevat0r..if catch myy drift.
"I am s0rry, sir..she n0t in…she 0ut expl0it y0ur will as we tend t0 speak".
Therehave a symb0l 0n her table that's claim's Next Br0ker Please.
He has 0n an0ther line al0ng with his mama..w0uld y0u care t0 h0ld?
N0 sir' that's wasn0t him streaking thr0ugh the St0ck Exchange's
He have meeting with the SE0 as we tend t0 speak.
I am s0rry, madam h0wever that was him being di0de fr0m the exchange naked apart fr0m the sale ticket's stuck t0 his b0dy via syrup.
Yes sir' thates him within the White mustang leading the c0p's d0wn the expressway.
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