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RELATI0NSHIP TH0UGHTS….
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RELATI0NSHIP TH0UGHTS….
Y0u 0nly have 3 selecti0ns in any state 0f affairs & als0 the s00ner y0u
ch00se; the less stress y0u feel: amendment; settle f0r 0r leave.
Dating isn0t essentially a g00d game. there's inf0
inequality. a pers0n 0n a date w0nders if he can get lucky. The w0man
already is aware 0f.
F0rgive h0wever always remember.
Y0u have 2 ears & 0ne m0uth——-g0 figure.
L0ve: the delusi0n that 0ne girl differs fr0m an0ther.
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QUICKIES….
R0ses square measure red.
The night is black.
What d0es 0ne decisi0n a lesbian with fat fingers?
- Well hung!!!
Y0u must be a limb d0ct0r! as a result 0f I actually have a stiffy!
Hey i’m Irish! d0es 0ne have any irish in y0u?
- d0es 0ne wish s0me?
Hey sexy! I bet i d0 kn0w y0u fav0rite surgery.
- It’s a slipadickt0me.
Where have y0u ever been all my life
& 0nce the hell square measure y0u g0ing back?
Why d0 guys reject w0men after they raise them 0ut?
- as a result 0f they're gay.
A peach c0uld be a peach
A plum c0uld be a plum
A kiss ain’t a kiss while n0t s0me t0unge
S0 0pen y0ur m0uth shut y0ur eyes
& give y0ur t0unge s0me excersize
0nce there was this 0ne c0uple United Nati0ns agency had SEX eachday at every
h0ur they might. 0nce the lady g0t pregnant they still had SEX
& finally the night bef0re she had the baby they quit having
SEX! 0nce the baby arrived & was place in his m0ther’s arms he
reached up & c0mmenced thrust his m0ther within the head & same
h0w d0es 0ne like it?
H0w are y0u able t0 tell if y0ur girlfriend is dead?
- The sex is that the same h0wever the dishes bring t0gether.
B0yfriend & n0tecase missing….
- REAWARD f0r the WALLET!
Why d0 f0lks press 0n blind dates?
- as a result 0f they cant get anyb0dy else!
Mean f0lks SUCK
Nice f0lks SWALL0W
What th0ught t0 guys ne'er d0 0n their 1st date?
- Be Themselves
H0w are y0u able t0 tell if a rustic remains a virgin 0nce pr0menade night?
- she will run quicker than her dad!!! YEE HAH
H0w d0es 0ne underst& if a bl0nde is qualitative analysis an0ther bl0nde?
- Her belly butt0n is all black & blue.
Why is it that ladies seld0m raise men 0ut 0n dates?
- as a result 0f they’re papa w0n’t all0w them t0
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