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Sushant Singh Rajput, Movie Chhichhore Uncensored | Shraddha, Varun Sharma
Have y0u ever g0t dumped? Pers0nally. What ab0ut y0u? B0h0t baar. B0h0t baar? Late t0h k0i nahi aata tha. K0i nahi aata tha? S0 t0day we have the cast 0f the film that is been t0uted as the film 0f the year. Chhichh0re. We have the f0ur Chhichh0re's. Half the team. We have Varun Sharma, Shraddha Kap00r, Sushant Singh Rajput & Tahir Raj Wasim j0ining us f0r a fun r0und 0f Chhichh0rapanti. S0 I have a few questi0ns. Like y0u can see that y0u've g0t all y0ur names. S0 there are names 0f 9 pe0ple fr0m the cast & the direct0r. S0 8 pe0ple in the cast. S0 I'll give y0u situati0ns. S0me fun, s0me very sc&al0us 0nes. Y0u have t0 say which 0ne c0rresp0nds t0 which c0-star. Wh0's m0st likely t0? Spend 0ver a cr0re t0 surprise his 0r her partner. Have y0u all d0ne that bef0re? Dekh cr0re tak baat nahi p0hchi hai abhi. Lakhs mein t0h h0 gaya hai mamla. What did y0u gift? Yeh kyu batau? Tune sirf pucha wh0 is m0re likely. What have y0u gifted? I intend t0. Did y0u gift her a ring? I intend t0. Y0u intend t0? N0w we kn0w. Sir ne hume gift di hai. Hum sabk0. Kar0d0 ki. Sir! Sir! Sabne mujhe c0py kiya. 0k. Wh0's m0st likely t0 crack a dirty j0ke in the middle 0f a seri0us situati0n? Mera saamne ready hai. Sexxa yaar. Tera ulta hai. Arre! Are aisa hai bhai. 3 against 1. 0k. 0k. But what happened. But w0h hai hi aisa bhai. Ha. Matlab w0h k0i bhi seri0us situati0n mein g&a j0ke crack karega. He's beautifully dirty. Wh0's m0st likely t0 get married first? Chal0 mera yeh answer hai. Chal aye. If I th0ught it was true, I w0uld have put my 0wn name but it is n0t. Varun. Y0u said Varun. Accha tune bataya nahi l0g0 k0 publicly? 0h s0rry. Nahi batana. Nahi batana. Change. I d0n't kn0w. 0k. Wh0's m0st likely t0 be heartbr0ken? Heartbr0ken? Are yaar. N0b0dy sh0uld be heartbr0ken. Chal0. Awwwww.... Accha shaadi t00t gayi? Isse kehte hai sympathy p0ints. But h0w have y0u guys dealt with heartbreak? Whenever it's happened. Yaar humare t0h dekh0 humare gaane hi itne hai. 1 mahine tak alag alag sunte rah0, thik h0 jaate hai. Y0u rely 0n y0ur friends, y0ur family, y0u rely 0n keeping y0urself very busy. watch m0vies, g0 0ut. Yeah. What ab0ut y0u? I end up w0rking 0n myself. Nice. Yeah. & spending 0n myself & all ab0ut myself. What ab0ut y0u? Same. I've als0 been heartbr0ken like a l0t 0f times & I feel like surr0unding y0urselves with friends, cl0se friends & family & w0rking 0n y0urself. Wh0's m0st likely t0 cancel plans last minute? 0h. We all kn0w. 1 sec. 0hh. 0h yeah. Varun aur maine dekha bhi nahi hai ek dusre k0. Can I als0 put 0ne? Plus 0ne t0 this. Sushant is lying. Sushant put y0ur name. Mein? Y0u didn't have a ph0ne t0 make plans. Dekha hum jeet gaye. Wh0's m0st likely t0 cry watching an em0ti0nal film? What I can say f0r sure. Y0u. Yeah. Yeah. Which was the last film y0u watched & cried? Aruvi. It's a Tamil film. Merek0 na film dekh ke kabhi mein r0ya nahi hu jyada. Lekin ek film dekh ke mek0 genuinely b0h0t r0na aaya tha. W0h thi 'Waqt'. What ab0ut y0u? Same. N0t a m0vie. It was a 0TT c0ntent. Which 0ne? American H0liday. Darr ke r0 raha tha. I d0n't kn0w why. Ha. Mein darta hu t0h b0h0t r0ta hu. Mein akele dekta hu aur r0ta hu. Wh0's m0st likely t0 c0me late t0 the sets? Mek0 pata nahi late ka. Aane ka t0h nahi pata, jaane ka sabse jaldi. Abe mein kab late aaya? Jaaneka sabse jaldi tu chale jaata hai. Ha. Abhi pack up hua t0h nahi jaunga kya ghar. Hadd h0 gayi. Late t0h k0i nahi aata tha. K0i nahi aata tha, bagal mein tumhara naam. Mein apne aap k0 justify karna chahunga. Shraddha k0 Dengue h0 gaya tha, issiliye w0h 4 din late aayi thi. Yeh bhi c0rrect hai. Issiliye yeh sahi answer hai. Thik hai. Thik hai. Jab mujhe Dengue hua tha tab mein kayi din late gayi. Playing very safe ha. Ha. Gives the m0st number 0f retakes. Gives the m0st number 0f retakes? D0 y0u remember h0w many? Nahi. Aise t0h matlab b0lenge nahi. D0st hai mera. But retakes t0h the ladke ke. Suna suna. S0 cute yaar Prateik. Hi Prateik. We l0ve y0u Prateik 0ne m0re. Wh0's m0st likely t0 get dumped by their partners? Suddenly track change. Track change. Apna apna naam hata d0. C0rrect. Aye yaar, aisa mat kar yaar. 0k chal. Thik hai. D0ne. 0ne f0r the team. We'll start with y0u. Why Naveen? I just feel like w0h sense 0f hum0r, agar w0h waise hi j0kes crack karta raha t0h future accha nahi rahega uske liye. What ab0ut y0u? Kya? This 0ne has n0t given name 0nly. 0nly if, 0nly agar ladki k0 unka sense 0f hum0r samajh mein na aaye t0h. But then I'll say ki it's her l0ss. Agar literally bhi samajh mein aa gaya t0h bhi uska hi naam. But why? Because 0f the same reas0n? Nahi usne bataya hai mujhe. Accha. What ab0ut y0u? Why did y0u pick his name? Kai baari h0ta hai iski baatein na kai matlab merek0 t0h kai baari upar se nikal jaati hai. Nahi samajh aati. T0h agar isk0 mere IQ jaisi ladki mil gayi W0h subjective hai. Agar intelligent ladki mili t0h phir set hai. But d0 y0u remember, have y0u ever g0t dumped? Pers0nally. Breakup, yes. Dumped? Dumped. Tere muh pe b0l rahi hai. Muh pe b0l ke. Muh pe b0l ke. Nahi nahi. bata0 bata0. Jawab d0 bhai. Tere se start kar rahe hai. Accha mujhse start h0 raha hai? N0. What ab0ut y0u? B0h0t baar. B0h0t baar? Ha Tahir s0ch raha hai meine kyu n0 b0la. Nahi nahi bhai. H0nestly hi b0lunga na. Sch00l mein,
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